Ms

the things/places i wanna do/go/see:

hitchhike around europe(tag:rome,greece,turkey)i realise turkey isnt europe.its politically asia.but oyas form turkey and i declare it european. want to visit birth place of modern medicine, the stem of Christianity. EVERYTHING.

ice skiing

more mountain! hills! scotland! wales! malaysia!

desert driving

this extreme sport thingy, wear you wear this wicked suit and jump off the plane into the snowy mountains.like a flying squirell.

linkin park concert

watch soccer world cop LIVE

worlds biggest library

drink the worlds most expensive coffee

MOS London

be a published writer

climb: grand canyon

bungee jump(in Bali, where they jump into water.woo.)

camp in bhutan (2005 Newsweeks Best Camping Spot)

trekking in mongolia

sigh.if only $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

hello, the following post is of no entertaining content. its simply an update for my stalkers and my family. in some aspects, they are the same.

today, just before the last paper, i went for a BBQ. it was quite a feat, standing outside, 5 degrees, eating chicken wings and periodically running to the grill to stick my frozen fingers in the fire. it was the first time some of the european students had come across bbqing a masmallow. they are obviously ignorant of the BBQ ethics, which i shall type out-

chicken wings are an unarguable necessity

mashmallows position is not to be questioned

consumption must only be  done with hands, the only alternative must be a fork

you must comment on how the chicken tastes, and if it tastes bad, be at liberty to stick either yourself or the bbqer into the grill

beer(though i did not have any for this bbq.exams tmr)

i will think of more ethics. oh i cant wait for exmas to be over!! im going to buy myself 2 bottles of red squares, the trashiest magazines around and harry potter, and read them. im going to rent cartoons anc chick flicks and watch them till my eyes bleed. ive one week to do this.

peace out losers.

i found this cuo noodle in sainsburys going for 69p. expensive, but the name caught my eye. and it tastes great.

ps: it says Bombay Bad Boy

i do not like the concept of head lice. its disgusting to think that there are creatures living in your hair. its not so much that there is something breeding in your hair. its that it wasnt voluntarily placed. then, despite disliking them, the thought of killing them is pretty sad as well. something dying on your body, tis a shivering thought. but i guess the bright sides are that at least they dont fly. and that they dont buzz.

 ps: check my november squirell post. i have a sweet picture of a militant gopher.

i was just thinking, if i was a human goldfish, this is wht my conversations will sound like:

have you see my scarf?yes i have.well, where is it then?where is what?my scarf.what scarf?the one you said you knew where it was.i did?YES.when?jus!like 5 seconds ago.NO, i wasnt even here 5 seconds ago.yes you were!i was what?HERE!where?WHERE IS IT?wheres what?MY SCARF?!OH,your SCARF.why dint you say so.WHERE?!where what?IS MY SCARF?what scarf?Aaaaahhhh!

so whats your favourite colour?blue.blue?yes,red.wait,blue or red?pink.i dont get it, how many favourite colours do you have?one:green.but you just said blue,red and pink.no i did not.yes you did.dont be childish, it is and always has been magenta.what?you heard me, black.ok…sigh…its black then?yes i love eating indian food.WHAT?i only love sushi.i didnt even ask what you liked to eat!!its raining.WHAT?!! ORANGE.can you not hear me?youre mad.so is your face.hahaha.

i would like the following in the next 5 years:

first class in law. (oh BOO)

curtains in sari material

coffee machine(the magic kind which froths the milk)

a big tree

tree house(on the big tree)

mars rock/moon rock

caravan(the kind from Meet the Fockers)

superman tattoo(on my stomach)

om tattoo(on my wrist)

kitten(her name will be Muffin and she will be black)

another kitten named Queprur, The Goddess of Cold. and she will be brown.i dont like BOY kittens.cuz theyve got KOOOOTEEES.

ear muffs

boots

gold tooth

black nose stud

3 more peircings( addition to present 4, pref eyebrow and ears…labret is too Chester Bennigton for me)

cool mobile(the kind which does EVERYTHING….photos,videos,cook,clean etc..)

milk shake machine

snacks dispenser machine(esp: crisps, chocs, peanuts and drinks)

hot dog stand

fire place

pizza maker

adobe photo shop

less hairy arms

less annoying

less homocidal

more hairless

more patient

more not homocidal

to fly.with wings.not planes.

well…its not an exhaustive list.

back on the bigger island and finally it feels like home.

the monster was evil. it could not be satiated eating my brain. in fact i would have been fairly glad it just ate my brain and left me be. but no. it tied me up and set a green fire around me and hung dried maggots around its neck, drool dripping from its blunt teeth. it would have been far easier if it had sharp teeth. but it was blunt. so it gnawed and chewed, and it hurt so much. but, sigh, what could i do? it had the key to the tainted leash, so i couldnt really do anything about it. i trudged along, as it showed me off to his other monster friends. i was a classy pet. but in private it chewed my brain. and it hurt like a bitch i can tell you.

well, thankfully the bird picked me up. but the monster was prepared. it knew about the bird. it just lengthened the leash. never letting go.

escaping the Monster in the tropics took my wits and patience, but i made it hurt and my eyes ripped open. but the monster lives. doubts over where it is. in my brain, or in a man. but the monster tried eating my brain, so i cant really tell. salvation was far weaker than the Monster, but she doesnt know her strength. The sun was bright, the clouds were within. The clouds are out, now the suns within.

and im glad.even with the leash.

ps: who knows what im talking about?lol.