Ms

well kids. im off for my great european adventure starting with a 3 day visit to london to do people and see things. hopefully i wont be too cheap to spend on internet and update the blog as i go along. i suppose most entries will be along the lines of: YOOOO IM IN FRANCE AND IM DRRRRRUUUUUNK. or YOOOOO IM IN AMSTERDAM AND IM HIIIIIIGH. or YOOOOO IM IN ITALY AND IM A PIZZAAAAA.

yeah so old news but i got a 2.2. but you know, its me. adversity is totally my thing. ive decided to change career paths and i will no longer be a lawyer. thus, making people cry will no longer be part of my profession it will just be for general amusement. but im fine. my true friends rallied around me and my sham friends faded off into the background. yo i studied fucking hard and if it wasnt meant to be then so be it. i could still be a lawyer but its going to be a long route and im all like fuck that. so i have some plans about what to do with my life but i will only upate ya’ll on them when it comes to fruitation. however one thing which has culminated from the results was renouncing my faith. if there was any natural justice in this world i would have done well. god hates me.

also, i move out of halls today. it was weird.

bye bye! have fun in europe manisha! i will!

so there i was, sitting at my study table cluttered with wine bottles, picking on the crust formed by my belly thingy…and i realised: i dont know anything about anything. and this thrilled me so much.

in a year…

- i make new resolution every 6 months.
- i make rash decision every 5 months
- i have an identity crisis every 3 months
- i let a man dictate how i should feel about myself every 3 months
- i attain an elevated sense of self control every 2 months.
- i attain alleviating levels of self doubt every 2 months
- i am scared every other month.
- i am intrigued every other month.
- i am lost everyday

New resolutions: to fight my carnal pleasures
Rash decision: to cut my hair off
Identity crisis: child or not?
Man: well. his identity needs to be protected.
Self control: i can walk in a straight line. most of the time.
Self doubt: sometimes i walk sideways.
Scared: for tomorrow. and the next 3 weeks. and the next 50 years.
Intrigued: for tomorrow.
Lost: a perenial disposition.

wooooord minions. sorry for lack of input but ive just been spending so much time being cool its been difficult to keep up with updating this space. i spent today measuring my head so that i can rent a mortar board for graduation (its 58cm….not that anyone cares. but this is information valuable for any future assasin). speaking of assasins, i scratched my cornea. i dont know how it happened but i balmed it on chris sneaking into my room and scratching it in an attempt to undermine my beauty. it didnt work…tis difficult to flaw perfection as myself.

i also just booked a trip to Paris with my family. its going to be a crazy month from 15th of june. i will be in london to see people and then early on the 18th i leave for Europe. i get back on the 9th of july. on the 10th of july i will train down with la familia to paris for a v different parisian experience. i bet it will be interesting to experience paris sober. and that is till the 14th of july back in london and then training up to nottingham. on the 15th i GRADUATE. and on the 16th july i leave. forever.

this is poignant.

anyway. till then im packing up 3 years of my life into boxes. lets see if it fits.