hi bitches. i was moved to tears (albeit imaginary) when quite a few of you have been pining for me. my absence must have left you as a hollow shell, with the sound of lonliness and sorrow reverberating through your dull little hum drum lives. HERE IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING:

- THE NEW JOB: takes up alot of my soul. see i dont have much of concentration span. 30 mins of work and i need a 15 min break sort of thing. so at the old place i will bang some inane nonsense on the keyboard and then go surf porn for 15 mins and im back in the game. BUT AT THE NEW PLACE im too scared to go on any other website apart from facebook because my back faces the partners offices. so im just reading and typing all motherfucking day and at the end of they day i feel my eyes may melt off my face. and the partners are sneaky little bastards who sneak up behind me, and suddenly appear in front of my tucking their horns away and ask me how my research is going. fuck i cant even hear their hooves. no nicknames for them yet…they are ALL Satan(s). And nobody talks to me. I have lunch alone.but i dont mind. im turning into one of those people who just enjoys her own company. what. i think im better then everyone else. the area i work in has all these white guys who think they are all that because they are in an Asian country and the concept of modern day imperialism is much advocated by them every weekend when they go out, pay some tight asian bird to balance on their balls for a night ….im not ranting. But at least i dont look out of place, unlike Chinatown where I used to work. where i would be in a knee length cotton black skirt and 3 inch heels, walking past a chinese man with spindly legs wearing a singlet half rolled up, and blue flip flops. FURTHERMORE i found a very nice sandwich shop where i can get an amazing fresh made cajun chicken in foccacia bread with a giant mug of black coffee, and i sit there fiddling on my PDA pretending im cool when really im just checking my reflection out on the phone screen. ahhhhh narcissism…..therein lies my rise, therein lies my downfall.

- CHINESE PROSTITUTES im going to commence genocide against them and I will destroy them with the ebola virus and herpes. fucking whores i hate them. One day when i have time i will let you know WHY I hate them. But till then prozzies need to be burried. alive. with scorpions.

i hope this is sufficient and i hope i can be more frequent at the updating. bah.